funny story...

this evening, i was talking with my friend Meagan, and we were kinda hyped up from stress. you ever get that way? when you're so stressed out that you kind of snap and get crazy like you've had too much sugar/caffeine? yeah, we were like that.

anywho, she randomly grabbed a bra off the floor, and put it on her face, and yelled "look! i'm a bug!"

not to be outdone, i ran out of the room, and dug around the mess on my floor until i found my hip brace. ditching my sweater and t-shirt, i put the brace on like a bra. for reference, here's what it looks like:
and yes, that's the side i had cinched up in front.

anywho, i zipped my sweater back on, and ran back into Meagan's room, and flashed her my new nunga-controller.

she nearly died laughing. the only thing i could make out was "holy shit.... -wheeze-.... it looks like a butterfly..." victory was mine.

it was at this point that i remembered that Rebecca, a girl down the hall, was still awake. not wanting to leave her out of the fun, i headed towards her room, and Meagan followed to watch the reaction.

i stepped into her doorway, and said, "Look! I'm a beautiful HOLY SHIT JOHN IS IN HERE"

yes, our friend from downstairs, John, happened to be studying with Rebecca when i revealed my latest fashion statement. as soon as i registered that John was in her room, i pivoted on my heel, grabbed the doorframe, and projected myself down the hall.

when i reached Meagan's room, i turned around to see her collapsed on the floor in hysterics.

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and that is my story.

i hope it made you laugh.... because the rest of us were fairly entertained.